As I sit in the office today and look around the room like a catatonic person whos brain is mis-firing like a drunken redneck with a Soviet assault rifle. I noticed there hasn't been any news posted since Reeder's Star Wars Trailer. Apparently he thinks some of us are actually interested in that Shit. So I decided to post some articles about stupid people.....Such as an article that Dave the chess dork may be interested in....Like what ever happened to Bobby Fischer the childhood chess prodigy.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/03/21/bobby.fischer.ap/index.html

Or, what happens when your pet store burns down, and the only living creature is a turtle who lived, but know has an image of Satan on his back. Sounds to me like someone had a little bit to much acid in there coffee this morning.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html

Finally, I will give 100 bonus points to whomever can point out the Terri Schiavo refernece in my post. Here is a hint: It dosen't have anything to do with Rednecks, or Soviet assault rifles. I hope my adoring fans have a wonderful day.

Go to www.starwars.com to see the awesome trailer to a (hopefully) amazing film.
It looks like the film I've always wanted to see. (God I hope he dosen't fuck this one up.)

Go to http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/
join our group: Shut Up
group id : 82032
password : vegas

Who's up for starting up a halogen antelope associated fantasy baseball league. If you've never done fantasy sports it makes games a lot more fun to watch. Leave a comment on this post and i'll look into setting up a free league on yahoo.com. In order for everyone to have players on their team you've actually heard of we need to limit the league to 10-12 teams. If there's enough people interested we could do several leagues. IMPORTANT: We need to decide what kind of draft we want to do. Obviously we can't do one where everyone is physically together but there are a couple of other options. One is to have a computer draft the players for you and you have no say in who you want to draft. The computer drafts according to player preseason ranking, use of steroids etc. The other way is to have an online draft where everyone is collectively online at the same time and we draft players one by one. I'd prefer to do the latter it may be difficult since the process takes a couple of hours. My suggestion is to have it on a sunday evening sometime in the next couple weeks. Post your suggestions and tell me what you guys think.

Well, its time to buddy up with Reeder. He's the only one that knows whats coming, and he has studied the art of hitch-hiking across the universe. This is a pretty good article I found about a repeating signal of radiowaves that is coming from the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. Hey Reeder! Do you think its the return of the DeathStar coming to destroy earth. Anyway, read for yourself.


http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/space/03/03/space.burst.reut/index.html

Invitations are going out this week and next for the best engagement party EVER. I have a bunch of addresses but you slackers who haven't sent me one are about to be left out (ie. Foster, Aaron, Luke, Thaxton, Chad, Sarah, etc). So call, send me an email, or post it on a private message- whatever it takes.

I'll probably scan one and have it on the site but just in case..

Well, It's that time of the year again where I get dressed up in my three-piece, get drunk, and salute a bald gold guy with no dick. I just started a oscar poll at oscar.com and would like to invite all to participate. First you have to click on the Predict the Winners tab at the top right corner and register. After you enter the matrix go to the join a group. The group name is Auburn Grease with the password 22705. the motto is " a little late ". After that pick your winners and watch me destroy your chances of winning.