For those of you drones (such as myself) trapped in an office 8-10 hours a day...please take this article to heart as well. I am carefully selecting my options.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=404&SectionID=1

Sorry, I'm electronically challenged. I know several of you might own a striped shirt or two--don't miss the point. Thought a few of you would appreciate this. I was quickly able to diagnose this as fratty mo cheese, as I spent a couple of years surrounded by it. I think you could label this "the epitome me of mo chedda." Forge ahead, young scholars.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=239&Layout

Google launched its online map service a few months ago, but this week they've added satellite image viewing as well.

Google Maps

Enter an address (street, city, state, zip) and view a map similar to mapquest or yahoo! maps. However, notice that the page doesn't have to refresh everytime you move around the area! Now click on 'satellite' in the upper right corner. The satellite images are amazing (well, if you're viewing a larger city). You can zoom in pretty far - close enough to find an individual house in Birmingham!

Well gang, I have found what I think is a very funny website. The guy who made this is someone related to the GREASE family. Check this shit out, and search the whole site. There is something funny on every page including the "hate mail, and the "history". The funny thing is, I think these guys are dead serious. Enjoy.

www.realultimatepower.net

This is a crazy video of some dudes tossing a girl through a basketball hoop in some sort of cheerleader stunt. I think it's some sort of promo used for a site on the internet. There are lots of sites hosting discussions about the integrity of the clip. Download this video and decide for yourself it its real or not. Remember, a basketball rim's interior diameter is only 18", which is pretty damn small. ...but the girl does seem to bang her head a bit on the way through.

Download*

*Note: If you have problems downloading, right-click the link and choose "Save Target As.."

Good Morning to all, (except Elmer, the kid who did bad in our brackets, and decided he didn't want to pay after he saw he was going to lose). Speaking of basketball, here is a cool article I found about a kid who is never going to play in the final four, and will most likely be last picked in the pick-up games on the playground for the rest of his life. Not to mention he may never play kick-ball again either. HE HE HA HA!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/03/28/australia.surgery.reut/index.html

Virginia wanted me to upload an image of the party invitation for those of you who didn't receive one, so here it is. [click on the thumbnail to see the full-size image]