In case you are too moronic to know that your income tax, social security tax, medicare tax, and property tax along with your unborn kids' and grandkids' taxes go towards USAID and all of the other humanitarian efforts in Haiti, please donate the rest of your hard earned remaining 60% net income to the site below:

http://www.givemeyourmoneyyoustupidfuck.org

Thanks,
Napalm

So, to distract from the last two posts, which were dumb as shit and a waste of my fucking time, I have found a sweet afterparty. The Robertsons (Paul, Ben, Denny and Jay\\\\'s band) are playing at Sports Page the night of the 23rd. And its close to the Radisson. And they serve canned beer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3jNCBe1VTY

Come join these GREASE members this year, or get shit on by Santa (your choice)! Thats right folks, it's that joyful time of year again where:

















- We join arms and chug to the GREASEmases of past, the GREASEmas of today, and the many GREASEmases to come
- We flip ya to the New Year and the resolutions we will break that year
- We raid our Aunt Bethany's closet or local thrift store for cheesy Christmas outfits
- We steal each other's pajamas, french ticklers, Master Chiefs, and Elvis wine
- We make sure to empty every source of alcohol present that evening before the party is over

Date: December 23, 2009
Time: 6pm til ?
Location: Radisson Hospitality Suite off S Prkwy & Martin Rd
Cost: 15 per person (not couple), NO EXCEPTIONS. This covers the suite, keg, beverages, pizza, and a secret 5th anniversary gift for long time GREASE members.
Attire: You know what to wear
Guests: Only your partner. This party is for GREASE members and affiliates only. No randoms that like to destroy property and pick fights!

Don't forget your Dirty Santa gift!

Merry GREASEmas,
Napalm

Auburn will be seeking revenge this Iron Bowl with a new coaching staff and young team of players. The battle of the Plains will include Bates and the rest of the Defense looking to plug the hole of Ingram and his overrated Heisman race. Another battle will emerge from the sidelines, as Chizik looks to drop Saban to his knees. Todd will also need to be sharp with his decisions, and maybe a pass or two directly at Cody's pea-size nuts.

Remember to continue brainwashing every kid you see this week by telling them Auburn is cool and that Alabama is trash and does lots of drugs. Also spit in every Bama redneck's face this week, especially the ones who think they are part of the team although they own only 1 Dollar Tree Bama shirt, which only covers half their beer belly.

War Fucking Eagle!
Napalm