With the help from Father Time himself, the Titan Lords of Huntsville look for redemption on the bloodfields of Milton Frank this Saturday, July 17. Anchored by Jason "Hyperion" Rogers, Drew "Iapetus" Rogers, and Josh "Oceanus" Dowd, the Lords only seek souls and body parts, severed from the claws and beak of every Floridian Falcon. This treacherous event isn't something you want to bring your children to, so keep them locked in the closet and grab the Bud Heavy, as you and I worship the Titans' epic victory. Alcatraz will begin ritual sacrifices at 430, with hopes to satisfy every Lord of Titan by kickoff at 7. Don't expect to find Jesus this Saturday on the gridirons. The only Savior you will find is - THE ROCKET CITY TITANS!!!

Soldiers, move out!

Surely, I am not the only one, when looking at this photo, thinks of Jaysone doing his impression of the Indian kids singing the Titanic song. "Nearrrr, farrrr, wherever you are...."

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So, does this mean we can claim our championship we were fucked out of a few years ago? If not, at least that rat bastard, Lane Kiffin, gets what he deserves.

So, we have 3 of our own playing for the Rocket City Titans. They play the South Alabama Seminoles Saturday. And nothing describes South Alabama like "Seminoles". So, I hate them already. And you should, too. Which is why this Saturday, Alcatraz version Huntsville, should happen. Early. Bye.

Congratulations to Pat and Amber on a fantastic wedding weekend! I'm working on the photos now and if this is any sign of what's to come, Danielle Steel's cover models better move over.. the Johnsons are destined to take the romance novel industry by storm.

This just in.....Brian Forte, considered a first generation Gremlin, and his beautiful wife Emily are expecting a baby boy. It's been widely rumored among dead hookers and drunken sailors that Brian was and is an active member of Grease. Who we all know is linked with inventing and maintaining havoc in the southeast since 1999.

Due sometime in late September, it's rumored this child will be the second coming of Generation Gremlin. The first born, and heir to apparent throne, Avery Cumbie was quoted today saying," It took those fuckers long enough".

This information has sparked an outcry from Alabama citizens trying to prevent such occurrences from happening again. Especially all those fat chicks Reeder tried to fuck.

When asked this afternoon how he felt about the news, Brian simply stated,

TOTALLY MY SON NOW!!!!!

So get in the kitchen Emily and make me a fucking sandwich.

someone has taken the original super mario bros and you can play using mega man, link from zelda, guy from contra, and a few others and they have their weapons. check it out if you are bored...or just dont feel like working. http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/super-mario-crossover