I know some of you do not like Charles Barkley especially after his comments about not hiring a black coach at Auburn. On the other hand, I don't give a shit.
In true Auburn Tiger/GREASE fashion, Barkley got a DUI right after New Year's. This is where it gets awesome. This is from the Smokinggun.com

According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

So I'm partying with Julie and her friends in New York, and I got warned that things might get a little crazy. It turns out, the craziest they got was dancing with sunglasses on. This is what normal people consider crazy.
The next morning I thought about what a typical night for GREASE would include. You know, the usual, handing out dildos, breaking everything dressed as a cow, and telling random girls you'd like to rape and kill them on the side of the house. This is what crazy people consider normal.
I'll take crazy every time.
Gamma, Rho, Alpha, Epsilon, Sigma, Epsiloooooon!

(Usually I would post the group GREASEmas photo here... but somehow everyone escaped without one this year)

Great times at the 4th annual, I think this year had the largest attendance in the event's short history. I am unable to post the photos to Halogen (due to it STILL not being mac friendly) but if you have facebook.com or myspace.com I hope to have all of the photos onto those sites by this afternoon.

Also, due to popular demand I am going to take orders from those of you who would like a GREASE yearbook similar to the one I threw into Dirty Santa (proud owners Brian and Emily). With printing and postage I guestimate the total being twenty seven dollars, let me know if you're interested.

Who's all going? Davin and me are heading out Friday morning.

This is the singer for phish, or is it?