I have a TV and shit at my house, so anybody in town has the official invite to watch the game at my place. Starting early Saturday morning. This could be a nice pre-Greasemas party. Bring beer and shit to grill. Like I need to say that. No randoms.

I'm not making another boob collage this year, but I think what I have chosen to do will be up for grabs.. at least as much as the weapons and sex tapes.

I know we usually have GREASEmas on 12/23, but Alana and Nick are going to be in the Alabama area from 12/24 until 12/28. Plans? Thoughts? I realize this is the month of October and we have ample time to discuss specifics. Thought I'd throw out the topic just the same.

Here it is. The last remaining moments of my camera. Thank God I can get a new one for cheap.

http://picasaweb.google.com/JReeder99/AuburnVsLSU92008?authkey=LXOMXCGgUG8#

An excellent showing last weekend for LSU except for the Auburn defense in the last 4 minutes. Now we have even more of an incentive to burn Fulmer and the Vols. I hope another large crowd can make it to Auburn Saturday. It was awesome seeing the tailgate like it used to be (absolutely drunk and nuts). We proved again how our tailgate is second to none. I expect the same this weekend. Positive tailgaters this weekend are: Private John Wayne Barnes, Tony the Marathon King, Brandon the Dart or Dong, the Elmster, Dylan the mad Sicilian, Jake Dirt, and Theo the Greek. Other potential drinking partners are 40, Em, Virginia, Foster, Steven, Dowd, Ed, Boo(d), and Falletta. So start your liver and kidney exercises now in preparation for this weekend. The Big Pumpkin is coming to Auburn and I'm ready to Trick or Treat.

General Napalm

Polaroids taken from my silver beauty at Alcatraz.. Elmer dodged the camera.. as did I.

We have waited for football seasoon all year. And now it is finallly here with a huge matchup down in the Plains. Obnoxious French faggots from LSU will be down there. ESPN Gameday will be down there. And ALCATRAZ will be down there. I'm excited about all of the GREASElings making sacrifices to come down this Saturday and support your Auburn Tigers. Private Barnes is flying from NC to ATL just for the game. Red Reeder and Davin are driving over 12 hours to tailgate with the crew. Ed and Boo are driving Friday night from Nashville for the game. And even Dr. Chavez in the middle of his residency is driving down from Charleston for the game. However, I'm extremely disappointed at some of the people not coming down for the game. Especially when you have no other plans this weekend. I along with all the other gamers are tired of hearing the lame excuses as to why you can't make it to Auburn this weekend. None of us have tickets and over half will watch the game at a nearby bar. There is plenty of available floor space to crash on. This weekend is all about tailgating and hanging out with your friends, especially the ones you don't get to see too often (like Dr. Chavez). So get a good night sleep, wake up and put your Auburn gear on, and drive your TUBA ass down to Auburn for the day.

-General Napalm